Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.
burned honey knows what’s up
![[ID: A photograph with digital art drawn over it, showing Pavitr Prabhakar and Hobie Brown asleep on the subway. Pavitr is sitting in a seat, with Hobie stretched sideways across his lap, legs over the nearby handrail. Hobie is sleeping soundly, with stylized 'Z's appearing around his face, and Pavitr is leaning to nap against his legs. End ID.]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/baa41b04a109a15979d76fe3e53af10a/cc72386f644fdd39-71/s500x750/a7ee4e3b1215fff074d84d9982060d0caf606853.png)
Shadowplay pt. 2 ⛅
Ghost: I'll take first watch, Soap. Get some rest.
Soap: Aye, sir… [Proceeds to be uncharacteristically quiet]
(Soap's just as hopeless)
Robinette is WAY too cunty to be Joe Biden's middle name. she should be a goth trans girl you met at a gas station not the 46th president of the united states
*sounds of a VHS tape going into the VCR* that's what good pussy sounds like
